Love how people are “Dahling, I’d adore to but I have to wash my hair. Also, you are a racist pig-dog and a traitor. Kisses. And by kisses I mean die.”

OMG Yes! I always wanted that machine that Jane and Judy had that they pushed a button and it did their hair/makeup/nails and they could just go “Nahhhh” and push another button and totally change their look. Always baffled me why they chose to look the same all the time with all those options.

Thank you! Questions about money are my speciality. So often, in our Modern World, I have found that otherwise well-meaning people buy into the underlying assumption of imaginary corporate poverty. But it’s so often false. Many bad actors who have responsibility for terrible situations have plenty of money. We…

I gotta remember that you can find ANYTHING on the internet simply by typing in the words.

One that I’ve heard ten thousand times, and I’m doing what I can. Now it’s just making me feel like my efforts are useless.

I know what you mean. For the first time ever, I turned facebook and the news off and walked away from the computer. Of course I turned it on today and saw that 13 people just lost their lives in a terror attack in Barcelona... so don’t think today will be much better.

I’m forever flabbergasted by the logic behind thoughts like this:

I’m actually so so sad for women (and pissed at their complicity) that wrote off the pussy Tape as “typical guy stuff.” What the fuck kind of men do you have in your life where that is normal? I’ve known a lot of men, and that is definitely not normal

I’m going to ask you something: where will that facility get the money? That’s part of the issue with the “just put them in a sanctuary” plan: where do you put it, how do you handle it, how do you fund it, and most importantly how do you make sure the sanctuary actually does better than the previous place?

But she’s just a clean cut kid with a dream.
Who also might cut you if you get in her way.

You’re not paying close enough attention. He’s still armed!

I’ve been wondering. You know lots of religious Jews were very pro-Trump because they were so sure he was going to be good for Israel and stuff. I really wonder, are those some people still clinging, or was the Nazi stuff enough to spell it out for them? I don’t know if I want to ask this question of the ones I know…

Psh, Jews aren’t smart! You’re confusing them with the Orientals!

there’s nothing about this post that i don’t adore.

TMI: the gf and a group of her friends are going for their first ever ‘waxing party.’ I giggle like a maniac every time they nervously mention how close it’s getting.

I once walked in on my parents trimming each other’s pubes. ..............Practical, but scarring. (for me.)

Is this where I confess I accidentally knicked myself good last week? In my defense, I just had bottom surgery and my new 2017 model testicles didn’t come with an owners manual. I’ve only had them for three months. My Husband thought this was hilarious. No serious damage was done.

No, I can’t. You’re Nazi sympathizers so I’m not sure why people would be hopping to answer your desperate emails.

“Hate has no home here.”

While an interesting thought, Jack Daniel’s as a brand is actually the second iteration of Jack Daniel’s. The original, which descendants would be able to lay claim to, went out of business because of prohibition. The Brown family, which owns Jack Daniel’s, has zero relation to the original man.