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Ah, this is some good kinja.

Fuck these people.

Fuck I don’t know but goddamn I want to stare into his eyes and hump him forever, integrity be damned

i saw jessica on the sony lot last week, and her legs looked fine as well as dandy from my perspective.

Hmm that’s a thought I hadn’t put together. The Christian ideal is a fuckton of kids, and the godless commie ideal is maybe one kid. So if we continue veering toward authoritarian theocracy, open those legs, ladies! BUT DONT BE A FUCKING SLUT YOU SLUTS

“Not bad.”
-Tatiana Maslany

Now you tell me.

I try to avoid use of the word “pathetic” because I find it so judgmental and condescending. I cannot come up wth another word to describe what I think of this gentleman (using the term very loosely) here trying to accomplish and spectacularly failing at. What he is doing is - wait for it - pa-fucking-thetic.

I thought you were calling Mya messy and I was like

I’d like to talk about cemetery yoga. Maybe it’s not a somber occasion for her family but I’d strongly prefer to not see someone doing downward dog or whatever while I’m mourning

alright alright alright we all agree that grandpa’s a fucking perv and that LW3 needs to learn a few phone settings, BUT WHERE IS THE THREAD WHERE WE TRY TO GUESS WHAT THE EMAIL ADDRESS IS???

Yeah people who want to set up business hours for social interaction need to join the 21st century. JUST PUT YOUR PHONE ON SILENT JESUS CHRIST.

I’m not going to worry about texting people at night. I think you should be able to understand you settings well enough to twilight people who you don’t want to be able to get hold of you at night (mine allow anyone through if they call twice in a row). I have all my texts on silent because I only want to see them

Well la di dah, LW 3, so fancy with your real life friends. WELL, SOME OF US HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE INTERNET FOR HUMAN INTERACTION, OK????