Judging by the fitness level of most automotive journalists; they took this lesson to heart.

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

My F30 has such a bad turning radius... And I still always park straight. And always signal. And I let people in.

I think that makes you some sort of speculative pimp. An investment pimper? A hedge fund manager? (That one works as is).

Hey you’re within the lines. That’s huge!

I used to live down a narrow, winding dirt road that got covered in a layer of ice in the winter. Naturally, being a teen, I was travelling down it at a not-completely-safe speed. I come around a corner and BAM! Oncoming car. I swerve, brakes lock, car ends up in shrub. I’m unhurt, both cars are undamaged. All in all,…

I wonder if it will survive the “Holy Cow” test.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/guy-gets-tatto…

Wind the frog!

I thought you said she was peeing.

I would like to invest in your venture.

I had this one time. It sucks. Antiobiotics can make a...

Buy anything else, glue a Maserati badge on the front. Pull some parts out of the engine to decrease reliability. Now you have the Maserati experience to “make you feel alive.” Enjoy.

Don’t buy one. (end of guide).

A Stormtrooper car must be the safest car on the road. It’ll never hit anything.

I once had that worry when my kids were looking at a vintage Silver Spur at a Concours d’Elegance featuring Rolls Royce & Bentley. “Look, but don’t touch, keep your hands to yourself,” I told them, and then the owner who was standing by said “Hey kids, you can get in if you want, it’s just a car.”

It better be called the Fiat LaFiat.

Meh, doesn’t matter. It’s my money and my car, not the internet’s. I’d rather be happy and have nobody agree with me, than be discontent, even though the internet said I made the right decision.