“just buy a raspberry pi”

There are rumors of an Analogue 8 that might be exactly that (perhaps with Master System support too?).

I can’t imagine playing Tetris for 25 years and then all of a sudden being shoved into Tetris 99. It would be awful.

I’ve purchased upgraded versions of things for people who just wanted the thing. And when I’ve done so, a lot of that was for me and not for them.

They’ll buy the games to put on their shelves, never to be opened.

Man, he made that exact joke in that same sentence you didn't even quote in full.

True. A lot of these will be purchased and never opened.

People who were young in the 1990s have disposable income and nostalgia. That's why.

I guess.

“The goggles, they do nothing.”

This is a serious question: what do you get out of using old language to make old jokes that are obvious and unoriginal?

Exactly. People like to pretend otherwise, but we need low-skill jobs. People should be able to work and provide for their families even if they can’t code.

You might want to take a closer look at the details of the case.

The story some want to tell is “Famed alleged rapist died who also happened to play basketball a bit.” Some people never moved past mid-2003; they never even got to Kobe’s comments after the settlement was met.

Don't apologize. These screenshots look small as hell. A list would have taken 20 minutes and made this story legible.

And mostly straight white bros, at that. Lots of DUDES all of a sudden, real and imagined.

I love people who are so interesting they go into remote internet comment sections to tell others to get a life.

Agreed. Mercedeze was the best in the show, and Chris is the real MVP. I want more Chris on more platforms.

Joey was a real dick to Miranda but I'm still happy they made out. The show needed that to happen.

I’m Team Sammie all the way. Her asides to the camera like “Imma set this fool straight real quick” followed by the chat of “aww you’re funny but I gotta go ;)“ is great. She's showing me why all of my tinder convos fizzled out.