Nuke them both.

Rich assholes used to getting their way.

Do you mean Shadow Dancer?

Have you played it? An emulator is pretty easy to find. It doesn’t look amazing, but it plays pretty faithfully to the arcade/Saturn versions.

For an additional $20, yes.

The idea behind it is absurd, but the game actually plays surprisingly well for a 2D representation of a 3D fighter.

So instead Wyoming has more proportional representation than New York and California. It’s a great system.

It’s weird you care this much.

My dad once walked me to the house of a kid who was bullying me. He knocked on the door, talked to the boy’s parents, and explained what was happening. That was the end of it.

I’ll tell you what happened -- she won 3 million more votes than Donald Trump.

You’re probably right. Looking at our belly buttons is a more productive use of our time.

You’re right. So the only logical thing to do was help Trump become president. It’s working out great!

Cool cool. But smug dipshits (like you maybe?) still voted for other stupid choices or not at all.

Check out 2000 and Nader. And those same Nader assholes who begged Gore to run in 2004 because they liked An Inconvenient Truth so much.

“Yeah but I wasn’t excited enough”

You’re not being agreeable at all!

I love watching tight-ass college coaches failing in the NBA. It’s so, so fun.

Could have fooled me. Pels suck ass.

Seattle’s building a privately-funded, NHL-first arena. The NBA can’t possibly want that.

I’m pushing the conspiracy that the league is trying to save the Pelicans so they don’t move to Seattle.