a basketball loving Hoosier

Philadelphia finally has something resembling a proper roster, and Hinkie diehards are looking to return to winning the draft above all else.

That’s exactly what people have been saying about Lonzo — that he’s a great team player and he makes moving the ball exciting.

Congrats. You’ve found the worst sports opinion of the day.

I want to pay $500/night if it means people have jobs and I can afford to buy/rent a home that isn’t currently operating as an unregulated and unlicensed hotel.

I can’t watch WWE TV anymore. The camera switches with every single impact move to the point I just get queasy. Once you notice the quick camera takes, it’s hard to not.

I bet that he found a young woman in his bed (that she didn’t know it was his is immaterial) and took that as consent. He doesn’t say it, but that’s likely the extent of the thought process. Obviously that doesn’t make it okay.

Brook Lopez was out shooting threes all night. Julius Randle was getting abused by Blake.

Whatever his faults, Lonzo clearly has high basketball IQ. His shot is ugly and wasn’t falling, but he put himself in great position (9 boards) and he was making smart passes. That his team can’t shoot isn’t exactly his fault, and some of his passes were pretty nice.

You may not know this, but Golden State and the Lakers currently have the same record. Makes you think.

That was the joke, dummy.

Raiders won and Marshawn continued to be incredibly entertaining.

So?

Exactly this. We didn’t handwring a win in World War II. We killed some fucking Nazis. Existential threats deserve existential violence; that’s what they would have for the rest of us.

And the Warriors were gifted a Finals berth and win in 2015 after the Spurs unexpectedly lost and the Cavs lost Irving and Love.

My favorite thing about the new Sixers narrative (let’s be patient with all of these young studs!) is that we were told they needed to throw away four seasons because making it to the second round of the playoffs wasn’t good enough anymore.

Lucky you you were smart enough to double major. Some people are born dumb. What about them?

The way Sixers fans jettisoned Okafor is really sad to me. He was projected as a number one pick the entire 14/15 season and now everyone pretends he never mattered. He might still be good!

For a long time. Stephen Jackson is awesome. You should pay more attention.

It stops being your business when you’re bothering everybody else.