I can watch MLS games on the West coast not at 5 a.m. That’s good in and of itself.

Well of course. That’s how you make any sandwich.

It’s a shitty hack joke by Deadspin’s shitty hack MLS haters.

Clint Dempsey? Tim Howard? Michael Bradley? Come on...

Ask Tristan Thompson and Iman Shumpert how much it sucks to be LeBron’s teammate. Ditto Mozgov. He gets guys paid.

I wouldn’t say American Democrats are against public health care. I don’t know where you get that.

Because he gave away that goal to Portugal in the world cup, and because everyone knew he was going to shank that PK against the Sounders in MLS Cup and then he did.

This is a good take. What did Derrick Rose ever to anyone? Why are we supposed to root for his career being over?

One correction — not the Super Mario Run launch, but rather the Super Mario Run announcement. I think the anticipation of working with Apple was far more valuable than the execution.

You know, I bought Nintendo stock late last year in anticipation of a bump from the NES Classic that never came. I bought it around $26, held when it got to $30, and finally sold off at $28. Kind of a waste.

You would have thought fan and free agent interest would have dwindled out for the Sixers but JJ Redick is there and they have a fucking waiting list for season tickets.

Tatum looked awesome, indeed. Best player on the court for the Celtics, which includes Jaylen Brown. Celtics fans got a great pick at 3, even though it kind of feels like he went a lot later.

Yes. I was at the game and there was a clear difference in the flow of the Lakers offense when Lonzo was on the court versus off.

Shut up.

Thank you! So many people have a total blind spot to how terrible the policy of free/subsidized public vehicle storage is.

Eh. If you don’t take cards at all I’m not buying.

The only time I see Bixby is when I accidentally touch the superfluous Bixby button. I otherwise happily live without it.

I like it. I also had it on Xbox 360, but it’s not on the backward compatible list with One.

Start calling techs on Draymond like refs should be and his game is a lot different. He abuses the refs more than any other player and gets away with it. It’s a gift the Warriors don’t need and shouldn’t have.

Fuck your “we”