I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

There are literally DACA recipients in the US military and working government jobs, you racist sack of shit.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

Better luck in the afterlife, little buddy.

“Stop inserting yourself into the game” Everything a ref does affects the game. If they call fouls early then players and teams have to adjust to the way the game is being called (and the refs still get yelled at). If they call fouls the same in the last 2 minutes of close games as they do the rest of the game then…

Better hair

I too make race a significant reason to root for or against a certain team.

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

Who still pays for porn in 2018?

Especially if you happen to be a woman.

That’s a midwestern guessing west coast prices long put.

How bad do you have to be at pricing groceries to be putting from that distance?

Hey, whoa buddy, what did Oregon ever do to you?

Coach was a show that I watched as a middle school kid that probably wasn’t aimed at me (I didn’t understand what Coach was doing at the doctor’s office when he was getting tested for fertility at all!), but I thought it was always a good show and one with a sneaky good cast. Craig T. Nelson was so good on Parenthood…

Anybody who has spent five minutes listening to Deion would automatically assume that he is a phony, a fake, and a buffoon. Is there anybody who likes him on TV who isn’t just watching to make fun of him?

As with most large neck tattoos, I think it means either:

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

Jimmy’s middle name is “Look”.

I feel as if the parameters of what allowed to funny has been actually written down and put on a plaque . I yet to see a article about Chappelle and not see “Trans” and “Louis CK.” A comedian finds everything funny. EVERYTHING. Do you think “Sanford and Son” would ever make to TV if Someone had a smart phone during…

Since when are trans people immune from jokes?