*deceased*

I do think you missed an opportunity, Jack. Should have tagged the story: “Hezbollagon”

Yes, I love the way they look but prefer to spend the money on annuals and seeds. WAY too expensive!

Pumpkins are one of the easiest things to grow, which I accidentally once learned after throwing a rotting one into a disused garden area at a home I had just moved into. Try to get to an actual pumpkin patch somewhere if you can. We haven’t made our annual trip yet, but the place that we go to has dozens of different…

Obviously you pay those bills because you’re so in love with him and can’t accept he is not with you anymore.

Um, yes, you truly sound like a cruel and irrational person... Lol

(And I’m sorry, but his sister texting you on his behalf is so immasculating and lame... way to get past that deadbeat!!)

Ugh, you’ve got to deal with a sister in the mix too? Thank you SO much for taking the time to share your experience. I admittedly haven’t posted often on SNS, but sometimes it amazes me how on-point the advice can be. Your mentioning feeling like the crazy one was a reminder for me because my ex was a master at gaslig…

Since you have already broken up I don't think he cares and because men are delightful creatures probably he's going to think you miss him or worse.

Oh they’re “thinking too much” as well, they just have no actual grasp of logic or reality so it’s all a fucked up mess in there.

Thinking too little would definitely put one into the Trump voter camp.

We used to call them oxygen thieves in the Army ... sometimes they forget to breathe and pass out!

“Trump’s well-documented affairs didn’t happen,, but if they did, it’s fine! It’s only bad when a woman does it, even though I claim she has less self-control because of her hormones!”

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Now that I know she’s fucking I just slid into her DM’s. Fingers crossed 

I hear she’s got a plan for that...

Ya this is not the flex they think it is.

I sent $55. Hit that shit 10% harder, Miz Warren. 

This is how you remind me

Good to see the guys from Nickelback didn’t stand around waiting for a hero to save us.