I blame my bob on my 7 month old, who pulls my hair. Super rude, but he just won’t listen to reason. But I don’t have time for blow-drying, much less straightening, so my hair looks kind of like Ivanka’s if someone dropped her off in the jungle for a week. 

I’m officially boycotting a show I never watched in the first place. 

I’m not sure I could pick my own junk out of a line-up, let alone someone else’s.

Both likely unremarkable just like their owners.

“Tell me, in explicit detail, exactly what his dick looks like. Yeah, just like that. Yeah. Keep going. Tell me more.” -Definitely actually Ben Shapiro.

If I had to guess, as pertaining to Kavanaugh, it would be small, pale and have liver spots. Whereas with Shapiro I’m just assuming a tiny version of himself, khaki pants included 

So basically you are *every mom* at some point or another. Give yourself some grace.... kids can get under our skin even on our best day, let alone when you’re recently divorced and tired and working your ass off just to stay afloat. My middle son pulled the same trick when he BEGGED to play soccer and then the first…

I get it.

My mother was a single mom, and I know it was really hard to do. Props to you.

It’s so easy. Are you afraid you’re not as smart as you could be? Socialism! Are you afraid that you’re paying too much or not earning enough but someone could confiscate your AR-15? Socialism! Do you ever wonder if maybe you’re being scammed by those you voted for? Socialism! Have you ever considered you should be…

She is unbelievable inarticulate. “Socialism kills lives” I thought death killed lives but what do I know.

Poor thing, unprepared with talking points, and everyone forgot to tell her she’s a token. Ms. Heng, your 15th minute is now up. Please vacate the stage. You have fifteen seconds to comply or reach minimum safe distance.

Using property taxes to primarily fund education is the ultimate segregation. The poor women of color in this article circumvented legally protected discriminatory practices and were punished for it.

And didn’t she do all that to get her kid into USC? Like, not Cal Berkeley...USC.

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

I cannot stand Sandler’s shtick, particularly that horrible man-baby voice he trots out whenever he thinks he’s being cute. And the shouting. And the insipid novelty songs. And the fact that he seems intent on keeping Rob Schneider employed. That being said, if you forced me to sit down and watch an Adam Sandler, it…

I’m curious how “we need a candidate who can stand up and beat Trump” squares with “oh, you can’t say anything mean about him!” Trump will also be calling Biden “Sleepy Joe” or “Forgetful Joe” or whatever, the only difference is that Trump won’t be clever enough or remember enough to catch when Biden immediately…

LMFAO get the fuck outta here with this trash

Have I just not been paying attention, or have we just generally stopped having big, broad, easily recognizable fashion/music/cultural trends denoting each decade?