It’s the rich corporatist feminism in which “being a mom” means you hire out and aren’t the least bit inconvenienced like the millions of working moms who are hanging on by their finger nails and being screwed by the system on a constant basis. Add to that actually further hindering the women who are struggling.

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

Unfortunately, she continued: “I’m only the third woman and the first mom to ever be the White House press secretary, and yet women attack me relentlessly instead of being proud that we have more women doing those types of jobs.”

Well, sadly, there are only two types of people in this world:

1) People who can’t extrapolate from incomplete data

Way to prove you’re above Trumpian twitter pettiness, Marianne. Now, actualize yourself out of the race.

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

Honestly, “Abablama” rolls off the tongue just as well, and sounds even funnier.

Like the saying goes, never underestimate the ability of a mediocre white man to fall up.

Tiny arms in T. Rex led directly to an inability for young T. Rex females to catch nuptial bouquets. The marriage rate began to plummet, and, with the subsequent decay of traditional values in the dinosaur community, the DinoGod, SkreeEEEEEEE!!!!, smote our reptilian forbears for their impious hedonism.

Add this to the list. 

Are we allowed to praise Warren on Splinter now? I thought the official editorial stance is that her dna test kerfuffle was unforgivable and therefore Bernie was the only chosen one... 

Given that the bride has *explicitly* said it was OK, perhaps you should wind your neck in.

You sound fun.

Securities fraud, manufactured conspiracy theories, inane social media spamming, general incompetence - this kid wasn’t born, he was made in some kind of GOP lab.

I would pay money to see the journalists covering the Republican President to just make up shit to ask him just to see what he says: “Mr. President, how do you plan to respond to the Bumfuck Incident in Elbonia?”

“Well, we have good people, the best people, looking into that now and we’ll have to see what happens.”

A dark curiosity in me wonders how much actual time the White House staff spends covering for things the Republican President has just made up on the spot because someone asked him a question he literally knew nothing about.

Your honor, my client is being charged with murder, yet there are no murderers on the jury.  Why are we even here?

If we ban guns McCain dies, hmmm. 

That whole sequence in T2 where she escapes the psych ward is just a masterclass in badassery.