Huh? This article (is it even as article?) is beyond stupid. If he’d slyly said something like, “well, we’re trying!” or “practicing is fun!” then maybe... but this is just stupid. 

Really, hammering him...since 2016? How has he managed the onslaught from Tim Ryan (who?...the mindfulness guy, right?) and all those others who haven’t framed it as absolutely adorable? 

He heard Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and Wall Street were hoarding their billions and thought, why not horde mine as well as pretend I’m a man of the people? Worked before.

It’s because she’s an angry woman. Duh. 

Now do the vulnerabilities (policy and plan wise, with real conviction and record) of all the others. The angry and motivated ones. 

Yelling is his personality quirk and selling point. People don’t jump on it because they are charmed, despite little bite behind it. Also, he’s an old white man, which is very comfortable. 

This should have thousands...no millions.. of stars. Of course we’re angry. Our candidate should be too, and not just as a personality quirk. 

That’s it though, they use tidbits of information without context or deep knowledge, but it’s exactly enough to give their supporters talking points. They are definitely being fed these too. It’s all so gross. 

“I’m not allowed to have an opinion that goes unchallenged, so unfair!!!” 

Don’t you get it?! It’s communist. Clearly he suffered: probably only one-ply toilet paper and long lines at the ski resorts.

Huh? You mean his tax shelters? It hasn’t cost him much to give a little back. And as someone who has worked on teams to apply for the Gates Foundation education grants, literally they want you to just do things their way or no money. He doesn’t get a cookie for minimal overlord work. 

To be fairer, they seem to have a long history on supporting immigration. They have a rock.*

The three laws, nice. Let’s hope she doesn’t become sentient then. 

That’s exactly what it is. When their repulsive husbands slobber all over them in gross displays of horniness, it’s just “PDA,” not their attempt to assert control over their bodies. They may slap them away sometimes, as Melania has done, but ultimately the message is “you’re mine.” And this is a message to always…

Oh stop it. Come back in 5 years and tell us how much he hasn’t benefited by his parents’ avarice and despotism. Maybe we could go back in time and lament the sorry lives of Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr., and Tiffany. But that didn’t seem to change what they turned into. And if it turns out he rejects all they stand for,…

I’m struggling to recall any event in the US, that, like her father, she has ever willingly encountered us mortals. She insulates herself just like they all do, that’s what money buys. 

I’m sure all that didn’t go to the church. Sure, they cheaped on the meal, but probably charged a ton just to be cheap on the meal. What a joke. 

Non-recycle-able plate - 0/10 for plating.

I have nothing of substance to add, except trying to figure out if those were real faces on the Housewives post (I have never watched any of the shows). Also, I assume Jezebel writers are busy updating their resumes, which I support, but also, sad, because the content demonstrates exactly where this site is headed. 

I don’t they are the ones trying to say they are modernizing the royal family. The media is doing that. They are trying to draw healthy boundaries, which they have every right to.