When my son was born, he was a terrible sleeper from the start (he’s now 9 and still a terrible sleeper). The first time he slept 4 hours (at about 4 months old), I awoke in a panic, thinking he must have died - and he was right next to me in his bassinet, doing fine. I should have cherished those 4 hours. I was also…

What’s sex? :) Happy Birthday! 

I now know Jezebel is dying, because what is this shit? The ignorant take on Pelosi not being representative enough, the “girls fighting”? Hahaha Mattis. I know this is satire to a point, but I can’t be alone in thinking that Jezebel, and the Slot, has fallen, and fallen far, in the last week. Aren’t we supposed to be…

Yes, you’re an asshole. Who needs a home, these days? 

I understand your story and analogy, but you realize this isn’t the situation for millions of people NOW right? Especially first-gen and URMs who have little idea of what they are signing up for when they take out a loan today? This isn’t realistic for many today. The college fund I have for my kids, started 13 years…

You may not feel it, but 53% that voted for trump just might. There is more going on here than just the white privilege on display. It’s a woman stepping into her power, allowing the rest of those who think they can’t or that they shouldn’t, may heed. It’s not a small thing, as you’re trying to paint it. It’s a…

And where’s Jezebel’s coverage on this iconic feminist moment in our history? A powerful woman standing up, in a roomful of white men, and denying them their incompetency? Crickets on here. 

I do too, almost daily. Maybe it’s just a re-structuring. 

Hope this isn’t a harbinger. With the commenting issues, dearth of new reporting (seems like they aren’t covering as much anymore) and the Splinter debacle, I feel like we may lose this platform altogether. Too bad, because while the writing and analysis is sometimes garbage, the commenting community is what I really…

A professor from my undergrad who wrote this on my final course review: “new burner lacks creativity and needs to understand different points of view.” Bitch. I had just presented my senior thesis on Shakespeare by compiling (via VHS! tape-splicing) Shakespeare’s most famous lines from film adaptations as an analysis…

I love this. Great story. 

Just watched the first Adaams Family with my small kids. I heart his Gomez and Morticia-Anjelica Huston forever.

It will upset the ecosystem as an exotic species not native to this area. Plus it’s ugly. 

The only Kenny worth chaosing. 

To preserve it for study. Probably to see what it’s been eating and other habitat information. 

In-house theatre and library a la Beauty and the Beast...any book I want, on command. Any film I want, on command. Popcorn machine. 

Same! Panty hose are torture. Even if you get them somewhere near your crotch or even straight, you’re pulling them up all day long. 

Mother of two rescue cats, one with severe stranger trauma (even 5 years on, he will hide if he senses anyone he doesn’t know VERY WELL) and one with stomatitis. They are great, but wicked some times. I’m wasn’t really familiar with Bengals, but I’m sorry to hear they are wild cats in fashion. 

Came here to say this. The house is meh, but why do I have to see his droopy crouch centered in every pic? Gross. 

I’m not wading into the “vapes good or no” debate, but I want to observe that Melania jumping on this issue is very convenient for her. She probably gives no fucks at all (she doesn’t care, do you?), but I see exactly how she’s taking advantage of an issue to try and salvage any semblance of caring about young people…