I’m sure they’d welcome dick slings, but were it me, I’d want crates of fine weed and even finer scotch. Can’t piss on those. 

Or not giving a fuck. Who convinced you that good sleep pants are even a thing, hmmmm??? Damn materialist. ;)

How surprising that the male leader got a smooth, quiet passage, but the public debate on Pelosi, far more effective than Schumer has ever been, gets much more space for whatever counts for punditry around here and Twitter...

Or fund schools, who are now desperately selling whatever they can to afford books, and teachers....

Why am I laughing... #firstworldmenproblems. 

I didn’t realize until after I posted. 

Yeah, I get the internal screaming part, but not the external post-to-instagram part. Also the head banging at the end is both rational at this time, but irrational too. Why pick on Britney? I thought we all agreed to leave Britney alone.

I don’t follow trump’s golf seriously so I could just be talking out my ass here, but have we ever seen trump attempt putting? Hasn’t his whole thing been the drive? Cause I’ve never seen a putting pic and refuse to google, but I can’t see him doing a short game, at all. 

Before I even saw your translation, I laughed. The visual rhetoric speaks for itself. 

Ah, the memories of when we stuck it to France for not signing onto the catastrophic and inhumane Iraq war...freedom fries indeed! Wonder why that didn’t take? 

Damn, totally forgot he was the President of Baylor. White man failing upward...

As I recall - via Slow Burn - when Starr couldn’t find anything on Whitewater, and Linda Tripp contacted the FBI re: Lewinsky, Starr decided to try and nail Clinton for anything he could. They went full barrels at Lewinsky and it’s shameful and disgraceful. At least she had the presence of mind to call her mother…

Indeed, and not arranging their travel is blatantly disrespectful. 

Tiffany Haddish, obviously. 

I’ve never mentioned this to anyone, but Ewan MacGregor tried to come for me on Twitter two year ago, and I didn’t believe it was him at first, and then when I realized it was really him, his whole fucking game sucked and any magic from Trainspotting days was utterly erased in my fantasies. Anywho, he was awful and…

COTD. 

I tend to think it’s not as ideological as all that, because ideals can be bought. I think there is more on Sessions that trump has access to, and he’s probably a first-class coward, sooooo...what do I know. These fuckety-fucks confound me with their naked avarice and hatred. 

Yeah, I read this with utter disbelief. I still can’t even form words, but I like yours. 

Wow, that’s great. Mazel tov to her! 

Wine, because you can say it’s a fruit but still get in a mood but not wake up ready to disavow all spirits for ever and eternity.