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For some reason, I am going to take your bait, Rant Guy.

Would eat cake in a bush with Mr Cash.

They spiked his pancakes with cheese...after they kicked him out of his room?

That was my take away, too. Good for those Black folks living their best lives, drinking Hennessey with the sun kissing their faces. Lord knows having a racist neighbor is STRESS-FULLLLLL.

What I always ask people like this (and yes, I’ve unfortunately met a few as a Black woman) is why do you need to use this word so badly? Why? It’s a garbage word and it’s a slur. And I usually heard it from dumbass coworkers who I was trapped with 40/hours a week. It’s always well you can use it so why can’t I? 

“Blinded by the white/calls cops like a douche/another racist from the right.”     

This comment on the trash video really says it all

I cannot read this any way other than ‘If you want to fuck with me, bring your A minus game’ which I find delightful.

okay but can a white lady in yoga pants please call me an ambulance because I think I just had a heart attack while gazing into that farmer’s eyes.

Nobody cares about your metaphorical boner, Jujy.

Trump then referred to Kim Jong Un as a “butthead”, and said that he smelled and has cooties.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

CEO 1: Good point. Pass the dolphin.

What I don’t get, though, is how anyone was to know they’re “representing the airline”? I wouldn’t think twice about a family in jeans or leggings even in first class. I don’t know how anyone would assume they’re airline employees.

Time is a mother fucker to us all, but Gwen will always be my teenage idol.

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR LIFE THAN WATCH THAT MANY GODDAMNED MOVIES.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT WATCH EVERY MOVIE YOU GET THEM SHIPPED DIRECTLY TO YOU

Ooo, thank you!

At least you didn’t type, “Walah!”

We refer to it as Alexa, but call it with “Echo.” Somehow it seems less creepy, and it doesn’t wake up when we talk about it. I’ve had the Dot for three days (Christmas present) and LOVE it.