I work for a home furnishings company, and Kris Jenner is a collector of some of our pieces. When our PR people noticed our stuff in her house, they contacted her about featuring her in a marketing campaign. The backlash from long-time collectors was immediate. Several threats to never buy another piece, berating our…

No.

I feel your mom. Yet, as a black woman, I recognize the yearning and freedom to take ownership of traditional (white) feminine traits for myself. Like, yasss, open the door for ME. My white girlfriends? “I can do it myself.” Me? I’mma stand here and let him FOR ONCE. Let ME be a stay-at-home-mom, not a “welfare queen”…

Minor point (ER doctor here). CT scans do not diagnose concussions. They are used to rule-out more serious pathology, such as bleeding in the brain. Concussion is a clinical diagnoses based on history, physical exam, and the patient’s symptoms.

Great. Now I want to do unspeakable things to a goldfish cracker.

I told you we should have used Linux. But no she’ll run fine on Windows XP you said.

Mariah Carey is still my patronus. Like she is 10 pounds of glitter in a 5 pound bag and I love it so much.

Probably from this.

Honestly, Bugs was quite the seductress back in the day. He probably taught Exaggerated Performance of Femininity 101 at Acme Looniversity.

It was a joke.

That wedding dress is making me want to get married; well that and the fact that I’ve just forced myself to stop watching the TLC something borrowed, something new marathon. Wedding dresses are surprisingly affordable; I’m tempted to buy one and put it in storage.

You know... every once in awhile, Jezzie really goes the distance for its cis hetero male readers. Thank you Jezzie, for never making us feel like second class citizens... and the occasional boob shot.

So true......

Poor Joni. Hoping hard for her. She was everything to me as a teenager. “Amelia” so perfectly captured the bold and bittersweet feeling of longing to do more, see more, and be more than what you are, even when losing it will hurt you. As a small town girl desperate to know something outside my happy little…

I got SO EXCITED... until I realized that “fuller bust” is larger cup but not larger band. I practically live in ASOS Curve; if they had a bra in my size that wasn’t plan black and perpetually sold out I would be on that site every day.
Dear ASOS, zaftig women want to give you money!

Is your mom taking applications for adopted daughters? I mean, my mom is awesome too, but dang! Your mom rocks!

Your Mom is my hero.

I love your phrase 'chronic over-functioner' so much I wanna marry it - I've never seen my approach/tendencies described so succinctly before. By the time I was 24, I'd already managed to burn out twice. The 'fucks to give' budget is a lot tighter these days.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

Whatever, fashion. I think you hate most women, and I know for sure you hate me. You find my average-sized body disgusting. You rarely show me images of women doing interesting things, but love to show me women staring like baby deer in the crosshairs, or women lolling about like half-conscious, helpless drunks. You…