Do you mean John Mulaney? (don’t know if you do or not, but Mulaney has a bit where he is talking to a network censor and they told him that “saying the word midget is like saying the N-word.” He said, “no it’s not. If you’re comparing two words and you can’t say one of them, that’s the worse word.”) 

How can you tell whose problem those Typhoid Chads are going to be? That’s...kind of the whole point of sheltering in place. 

You and Pink disagree on her son’s name. She says it’s Jameson.

Raddix.
Raddix Madden.

Ugh. Bay Area native and mom of a 20-year-old transboy here. It’s both a gutpunch and a weird feeling of relief to read “It’s way easier to pass, since it never occurs to most people that transfolks exist.”

How much I have some expectation that our Bay Area home will sustain him...and of course don’t want him to ever *…

As you wish.

Welp.

You spelled “she” wrong. Multiple times. 

...or unless you need a reminder not to touch your face. 

Ew. I’m having a REALLY hard time imagining a job or scenario where a co-worker pees on someone. How is this possible?

Well, if you’re talking about Stern, he’s got OCD, so. 

I’ll probably regret this but: oh, c’mon, y’all. SPILL!

Ew! I knew the rest of it but totally forgot about this quote: “I’m 35 years older, and somehow, through no fault of mine or hers, the dynamic worked. I was paternal,” he explains. “She responded to someone paternal. I liked her youth and energy. She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of…

I thought so, too...but millions of carbon copies of the same guy was creepy as hell. Still, better than “he saved/rescued a whole village of Congo Pygmies and imported them to England,” I suppose. 

I don’t know if it’s because he shares my birthdate, or what, but I did WAY too much research when I saw this post.

I’ve found photos and articles of some of the guy’s cars: he’s driven or drives an Audi Q7 ($60,000); a Maserati Quattroporte ($100,000); a Mercedes CLS coupe ($70,000) ; and a Jaguar XJ ($80,000), at…

That strategy is actually worse than seat or seat cover, according to science.

Stephen, you’re awesome...but, as a writer, please help fight this horrible trend: his tweets, etc, are not *literally* a set of thumbs. They’re *figuratively* a set of thumbs.

Signed

-Pedantic

Since the medical community isn’t unanimous on this, why do you think you know the “facts” about this poorly-understood condition?

Minus the toe-sock part, which squicks me out in a way I can’t quite put into words, I have at least six pairs of striped OTK socks in different colorways.

I wear boots almost every day and socks are small so easy to collect!