Me too! The funniest thing is I have a distinctly 80s name. Like, literally nobody AARP age has this name.

This article is spot on. These guys are just trying to trade on stories they don’t understand about people they don’t really care about.

“The fish *rots* from the head down, but not this fish. It rots from, like, the clavicle.”

Slapping a car. Not illegal. Obviously punishable by death.

Well you’re obviously not part of Real America, are you? So your thoughts don’t count.

I don’t know that I’ve ever needed to see a rape scene. I just can’t think of an example where it made the story better in any way.

Exactly. Or your abusive spouse, which is actually a big threat to people across race, class, and geographic lines.

There are entirely too few country albums on this list.