Any celebrity with Twitter and Instagram is about to be buried under a tidal wave of homemade handicrafts, and messages asking “Did u get my itam?! If so it would mean soooooo much 2 me if u wear it inna post k thx!” Man, I don’t envy them.

My mind is so tired and rest the headline so fast that I read it as, “swiftie spend eight months knitting Kanye a terrible Taylor Swift sweater”

Dramatic re-enactment of my last knitting project:

The holes at the neckline, and the yarn hanging out of Taylor’s right sleeve are really bugging my perfectionist knitters eye.

Way harsh, Tai! The sweater’s cute ... even if the neck didn’t quite make it.

I am waiting for the Buzzfeed video: “Hi, I am Taylor and I Am A-sexual”. I just can not imagine her having sex. I just look at her and all I see are hard edges and dental dams.

WHY ARE HER HAIR AND MAKEUP ALWAYS PERFECT ARGH

Charlie pulls everything off..

Am zero percent attracted to him. But I’ve never found that sort of crew cut all american boy look attractive so it might just be you and me.

I like my men gangly and weird a la Nicholas Hoult and Rami Malek.

He’s shooting a movie in either Ireland or Northern Ireland right now with Charlie Hunnam, and both have colossal beards. (Pretty sure it’s a period piece.) Charlie pulls it off though.

While we are not fans of his movies, my son and I agree that The Rock would be a really nice friend and we like him.

Yes!

The Rock is another person that I really hope is as awesome in real life as he seems. I don’t think I could take it if he turned out he was secretly terrible.

A fan gave Kanye West a painted portrait of his mom Donda and daughter North outside his apartment building.

“Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, two beautiful thoroughbred ponies,”

I have been developing a celeb crush on The Rock for quite a few years now. Between the fanny pack pic and now the pup-saving, I think said crush is firmly settled.

Soaking wet The Rock + cute puppies= Cylons heart grew three sizes today.

That’s a lot to go through just so The Rock can post a wet t-shirt picture for me. Not that I don’t appreciate the effort.

yeah, generally I think it’s not a big deal, but I can see where this woman would be upset or annoyed - they should have been up-front with her when she made the appointment. Or, like, the nice thing to do would be to say, “oh, man we messed up when we booked you. We don’t usually do women clients, but we’ll make an…

I truly hope the victim in this story got away and can now help others.