Well that’s good, then. I have no advice to give for the relationship thing, because I’m terrible at them, but as long as you’re not screwing up your future by going to law school you’re probably fine :D

THIS, a thousand times. Bad relationship decisions are small potatoes compared to the awful decision to go to law school (from someone who graduated last week and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown trying to find a job). Don’t do it!!!!

Exactly! He’s the perfect man. And I’d even be good with the bringing dead people to life thing if it meant I got to hang out with Emerson Cod.

Sammy’s is one of the only two things I miss about living in Provo (the other is Bombay House). Those pie shakes are life changing!

I’m staunchly Team Cake most of the time, but then I remember The Piemaker, my absolute ideal man, and I consider switching loyalties.

UGH, I hate that I’m defending this guy, since I don’t really like him, but I am. He didn’t call Scarlett Johansson a slut. He called the Black Widow character a slut. And wasn’t it a reference to fans pairing her off with everyone, not even the Black Widow as she is in the movies or comics? I don’t know. It was a…

This. All of the Republicans I know would respond to all of this by saying “Well, women shouldn’t be working outside of the home, anyway.” It’s like they’re hoping that if women don’t have paid maternity leave, it will convince them to quit and stay at home like they’re “supposed” to. (Of course, as an ex-Mormon, most…

Pretty sure this is happening to me right now! I met a guy online, we’ve been texting for a while and went out once. He was all flirty and making tentative plans to meet up again, up until now when I finally have time to actually go out, and he’s just kind of disappeared. I mean I wasn’t crazy into him, but it’s still…

Good news! I finished finals of my last semester of law school this week. I’m graduating! Bad news: I still don’t have a job yet. Most of my class has had a firm job offer since last summer. It’s really stressful and terrifying, and it’s kind of ruining the graduation buzz. Puppy pictures or happy gifs would be much…

She’s a model, and she used to be married to Jack White. She also put out an album that I actually like a lot, it’s all kind of creepy and cool.

Yeah, but that’s the difference between the Oscars and the Met Gala. The Met Gala is a costume ball, the Oscars are just a party. Bjork’s swan dress would have been a far better fit for the Met Gala, it would totally have worked.

Karen Elson looks pretty great. And she actually dressed for the theme. The people who don’t dress for the theme and who wear short and/or boring dresses infuriate me. If you’re at the Met Gala, you’re probably rich and hot. You have the opportunity to wear a crazy elaborate ballgown, something 99.9% of women will…

Ugh, Spurs. I really needed them to beat Man City today (I’m an Arsenal fan, so I feel torn about cheering for them, but City is the worst). Kane scores a million goals all season and couldn’t come up with one today? Of course not.

I haven’t seen Age of Ultron yet, but from what I hear, this isn’t too far off of what they end up doing with Black Widow’s character this time around. Which SUCKS.

Locke. Not only is he leading, he’s literally the only person on screen. And it is fantastic.

I have been “working” on a paper since Tuesday, and have about two pages, badly done. Thank fuck I’m graduating in two weeks, I just do not care anymore.

...He can’t taste his own ice cream? That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard!!!

I never saw the first one (Channing Tatum doesn’t do much for me), so I wasn’t going to. But I certainly am now!

I had no idea Donald Glover was going to be in Magic Mike XXL. Apparently I will be going to see Magic Mike XXL.

This is fantastic! I saw them live last month, and it was an unbelievably good show. Brittany Howard is an impossibly talented and magnetic performer. Definitely see them in concert if you get the chance.