Oh, the good old days when Lagerfeld was fat and only 99% insufferable instead of thin and 100% insufferable.

Hey, Crystal. Lingerie stores do free bra fittings so you can make sure the band is large enough. You should check that out.

Like Adam Levine should be giving anyone musical advice.

Her?

The Anna Kendrick tweet is thirsty and made me cringe.

He is the fucking worst

You can still jump ten feet over a two foot bar.

I don’t know anything about this case but it just seems that we shouldn’t make judgements from a ‘documentary’ show on Netflix that was funded and payed for by Netflix.

I’m watching the 6th Harry Potter movie and I forgot how much it sucked (I mean, all the movies sucked, tbh). It’s my favorite book and oh my god it’s painful to watch. Why did they burn down the Burrow?? Where do the Weasley’s live now??? And the acting! *cringe*

Permanent grey here (and only my third comment), but this was perfect timing for a need to vent. So my question is, how do you deal with a completely sucky new years eve?

You guys, I have no champagne.

Curse words don't indicate a bad person, but I do think frequent cursing indicates a certain lack of linguistic creativity.

It’s amazing how they never see the correlation. “I’m oppressed because none of these stuck-up feminazi bitches will fuck me! And Jennifer Lawrence is a fat, ugly whore who I wouldn’t fuck with someone else’s dick!”

Wait, didn’t we just get through lambasting poor JJ Abrams for suggesting that women would enjoy this Star Wars movie more than the ones where there is literally only one female in the galaxy? So, we can celebrate the fact that he was correct, as long as we make certain he knows how wrong he was? I’m so confused.

Why? Maz was a great character, and

—ahem, SPOILERS—

She helped push Rey in the direction that she needed to go on her Hero’s Journey. No one thinks of Yoda and gets mad that Frank Oz was “reduced” to that. Lupita’s voice had the perfect amount of gravitas and playfulness for that role. (Side note: I really really…

Having a young daughter (who is still too young to see it), I literally started tearing up when the realization hit me that Rey was the force character and that the trilogy was going to be about her. I don’t know why, it just really gets me and I love that they did it so much it hurts. Her character, her story arc,…

I've already seen it twice and plan on seeing it again. I will gladly hand over my money to this franchise as long as they keep churning out good movies.

Lmao you people are so desperate.

yeah. because 1- she hasnt lost them she is still free to see them often in Monaco. 2- she has done everything possible since the divorce, before her second child was even born, to cut their father out of their lives. if she had just tried to coparent or followed the courts orders they would still be in the US and…