Also, of all the freeways in Houston, I’d say 45 is probably my least favorite, but really if Houston freeways fill you with any other feeling besides intense frustration, anger, and/or sadness, there is probably something wrong with you.

I live in Houston and drive on the 45 every day. It is no one’s favorite spot. A good place to get hit by flying debris, yes. A good place to sideswipe a BMW, yes. A good place to witness a multi-car pileup, unfortunately yes. Not a good place for romance.

Perhaps that particular chunk of the freeway had certain romantic significant for the couple...? Teehee.

I would have run away screaming if my BIL had ever been so weird with me.

Why a goddamn freeway of all places? According to the Chronicle, Valladares said it was one of his boo’s favorite spots.

RIGHT! She doesn’t have a favorite restaurant, or a favorite park but she has a favorite spot on the fucking freeway?

From the Houston Press:

Meh. I’ll just do some revenge photoshop while I stay in bed and eat cookies.

Looking great may be the best revenge but I’m happy with a brick through the window as a competitive runner up.

I don't need to be hot, I’m content with not being a fucking idiotic douche like my only ex.

Calling it now: quoting Maya Angelou is going to be the “bye Felicia” of 2016.

“paid millions of ducks”

-1 Reply...Tricky tricky Rachel; sad too.

I am with Kyle from South Park. Good for her for transitioning, but I didn’t like her when she was presenting as Bruce, I don’t like her now, and I definitely don’t think she’s a good person, and I don't think she is a hero.

So Caitlyn is uncomfortable with gay marriage, thinks government assistance for the poor is a terrible thing and is planning on voting for Trump, Cruz or one of the other fascist Republican clowns and now the man-in-a-dress comment. SHE. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST.

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman and the most treasured of American treasures

Seems like there ought to be more sexting in the world.

who may have deserted his post

This is a really interesting reddit from one of the snipers that was called in to help find him when the DUSTWUN happened. Interesting perspective. He said that it was most everyones understanding that he ran away to join the Taliban. Insane.

I like Kim, and she seems like a genuinely nice person, but she really hasn’t been working out. I’ll honestly be surprised if she gets invited back for next season. Look now further than DeShawn Snow: too much normal doesn’t work in Atlanta (or on any Real Housewives franchise.)