this is what heaven must look like.

Eww. Khloe is bringing GOD into her great, big pie lie.

Because this is a democracy, and because thousands and thousands of Americans want to see him as the next democratically elected president? That’s sort of like, how America works.

Someone tell me if they agree that he is really a closeted liberal doing this to sabotauge the republicans? I got my confirmation from PA that I can vote in the next election.

Basically my entire wardrobe was J Crew up until 2009-10 or so. The problem is the quality has gone way down while the price has skyrocketed. I could count on sweaters lasting for years and years; I have some that are in great shape that are easily 10-12 years old. Even the shoes were good! But going there now is just…

Dear J. Crew,

Got the raise I asked for three weeks ago...plus a promotion!! Went all out on holiday decorations for my room to celebrate...the cat doesn’t know what to think about the tree yet lol

No advice seeing as I’ve been single the last two holiday seasons and it really just doesn’t get any easier. The bright side to not having family close by is that you won’t be reminded by them how alone you are when the questions start rolling in. They always do. Try to make the best of it. You person is on the way.…

So took two pregnancy test today and I’m up the duff! It’s our first and we are chuffed, especially because we have had a tough time trying to conceive. Just so excited, had to share with someone (all of you!)

Tomorrow is Saint Nicklaus day here! Meaning, kids put their boots on the window tonight and see if they will get a branch from Krampus or goodies from Saint Nicklaus.
Too bad I am not 6. :(

Ok looking for some good suggestions. I recently (couple of months ago) ended the madness of an eight year relationship. Going to be the first time spending Christmas alone in as many years. I don’t have close family and friends are scattered. I’m feeling particular lonely and can barely make it through Walmart ( the…

Hey everyone,

It’s been a really tough week in the world, so I’m going to humble-brag and say that I love teaching so much, and my students this semester have been so smart, and curious, and radical, and fun and I can’t wait to teach on Monday but I’m so sad that this will be my last week with them!!

Hey, don’t be giving Square any ideas.

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

It’s almost like they’re not mutually exclusive!

If someone breaks into my house, I should have every right to shoot and kill, without having to think it over. I will not put my family’s life in danger over the life of some punk. If you break into a house, yo do it willingly and understand all the risks that come with it, you take the gamble as you said. You can’t…

No. Religion is about peace and love and life. This is fanaticism.

Yup! And you don’t.

Love Sinead forever but when someone has that many children who won’t speak to them... it tells me that she has put them through an awful lot. I hope she gets the help she needs but this is certainly not their fault.