But she probably knows black people so this makes it about race.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

I GOT THE JOB

They interviewed me yesterday and I felt like I was such an inept stammering mess that they were bound to give it to the other applicant. But they offered it to me.

On the one hand, I am excited, and on the other, I am so, so scared. I am convinced that I am going to be terrible at it and fuck everything…

Same place she’s always been: up her own arse.

“I’m an entrepreneur… I don’t want to shy away from it. I actually want to kind of grab it by its balls.”

I kind of think Russell is more vapid than Katy

This is what makes me want to strangle the “Calories in, calories out! Eat less, move more!” people. Like yes, you are broadly basically correct, like saying that it’s darker at night than it is in the day. But it’s actually pretty complicated, and if that simplicity has worked for you it’s probably because you’re…

I think people have a misunderstanding about gyms. Gyms aren’t a magical place one enters and automatically loses weight/gains muscle as long as they do a few things.

Perhaps you weighed the same doing a lot of exercise, but certainly you noticed a change to your body—your muscles had to have been tighter, no?

It does different things to different people. A regimen that will get one person fit may do nothing for someone else. And some bodies are just more resistant to change than others.

Chicago > New York.

Good news/bad news...it ain’t close to over. HEATHER’S WORLD debuted on iTunes today with Shannon and Tamra.

She’s the Greek chorus that this franchise so desperately needs.

Gah, that sucks.

Hey guys, am I the only person who finds having a decent social life as an adult difficult? Part of it is that I now live in a different country than the one I was born in where a different language is spoken (born in the US; now live in a Latin-American country) that I’ve had to learn over the last 18 months. But I…

I’m very sad because I can’t eat candy at all. But on the plus side, i’m home from the hospital for Halloween! And cancer-free! Yay!!!!

I had to share this with someone. My BFF was talking about the interview today. First, she called Leah “Some crazy lady” I said “You mean Leah Remini who’s been an actress forever, King of Queens etc? And, before we continue this conversation are you actually going to take a pro-Scientology stance because we can just…

It isn’t just a ring and a party. That’s only the wedding, and not everyone wants much of a wedding anyway.

This is perfect.

I knew I was holding on to this image for a reason.