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As the father of many small children, I'm glad to know that they will break before the Xbox does.

Very few [video game] companies have earned the respect and honor of my paying for their products before they are released. It is generally a one-sided contract: I am giving you money now for A PROMISE of something in the future; a promise that I should base on by past performances and company policy and what I

Working Thanksgiving and Black Friday. My firsts. Pray for me?

Whatever happened to doing public betas so these online games are aren't so full of glitches and bugs at release?

Work ethic? I'm out.

Sorry. Omg kotaku fucking laaaaaags.

I take it you don't live in an area that has many squirrels. Otherwise, you would know that squirrels are the cat burglars of the animal world. Never turn your back to them. They'll steal your wallet and use your credit card to buy nuts.

oh no, squirrels can most definitely be jerks. In fact, I venture to say that squirrels are bigger jerks than most. They're fearless, thieving, wood gnawing, trash-scattering jerkwads That drop treenuts on the roof of my bedroom at 5:30 am. Squirrels can go straight to hell.

Sir Reginald McFluffybutt takes umbrage at your "squirrels are the Maker's most beautiful" fluffy critters remark.

We have to solve the gravity equation first before we can build the ring. Give me a few years and I'll get it done.