This shit still does not validate or excuse Roethlisberger, who is still a shitty human being and an awful teammate despite what his offensive linemen say. Brown is one of the few people in the world that makes Roethlisberger seem less shitty, that’s all. 

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Wait. A well researched and well written article about soccer that’s also concise? I’m very confused.

Per Quinnipiac:

He is awfully sensitive for someone whose entire career consists of being a giant meany.

This is definitely the best example of the Streisand effect in recent memory.

“You think you want it, but you don’t.”

I don’t believe people want to recapture the fun of playing 1.0 WoW, but rather they’re attempting to recapture that moment in their life where they were playing 1.0 WoW. 15 years ago we were all in very different places in our lives with less cares in the world, less stress in…

Penn State has a long history of pressuring people to do things before they’re ready. 

Oh lovely desk dent... You are my only friend, desk dent. You fit my forehead perfectly and more perfectly every time I read a Trump story. Don’t ever leave me desk dent. I don’t think my walls can take it.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

You hereby “order” companies to look at alternatives to China? Putting aside the dictatorial nature of that statement, WE ALREADY ARE BECAUSE OF YOUR TARIFFS YOU BLOATED ORANGE BUFFOON!

I’m a little unclear on the chain of events here. The rule says all helmets more than 10 years old are out. His helmet is 12 years old. So last year it was 11. I was taught 11 was more than 10 in kindergarten. How was last year not the “grace period?”

Your last sentence is essentially how we’ve operated for centuries. Abuse humans, create crisis of conscience for some, and then expect a bag of money/credit/emotional salve for stopping the shit we never should have started. Lather, rinse, repeat. Kinda like Steve King or Trump voters who may finally decide not to…

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

I’ll just repost my comment from yesterday:

It’s your fault that racist ass holes can’t control themselves.

Someone’s nice dinner could get ruined if a protester scolds them about committing atrocities.

“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

At least post a REAL samurai.