Yeah, except the parks are actually for people, and dogs are supposed to be on leashes, unless it is a designated dog park.

Spoiler alert: Havoc is dead.

I hate off-leash asshole owners. I had one tell me that her little "baby" should get to enjoy the park, same as my kid (an actual human child). I told her that my kid was incapable of putting another animal or human in the hospital. I also told the cunt to buy a fucking house with a yard.

While I very much sympathize with the devastation of losing a much loved pet, this is exactly what I think of when I see these sums of money. And it makes me nauseous.

For comparison, that's 1000 sets of childhood vaccines. Or 5000 mosquito nets. Or a clean water project for 7000 people.

Seriously. When Kid Electron was sixteen months old, I had an off the leash dog bolt for her at a park. I had just enough time to scoop her up and put my back against the attack, and it ripped my puffer coat to shreds instead of her. "Oh, but Charlie wouldn't hurt a fly," was the owner's only response.

Wow. Buy a new dog already. Get sympathy points.

This is why I set my HVAC system to Atacama desert conditions. If I drop dead, I'll just become a desiccated mummy.

They will eat your eyeballs first.

"Joyce Carol Vincent, 38, wasn't discovered for two years postmortem, then surrounded by the Christmas presents she'd been wrapping while watching television."

Call me crazy but isn't a crop that's less likely to cause cancer a good thing?

I know you probably know this, but the OIL they fry them in IS genetically modified. The very definition of hypocrisy.

This is not that hard. 10 Minutes of Bwah. It.... hurts

Office Morning is my fave from the lookbook.

I'm sorry, but Houston does not aspire to be a relatively small college town with little diversity and high unemployment. Suck it Austin.

I agree with the gist of your statements, but I disagree with the characterization of Austin as the "cool older brother" that "every other city aspires to be." I love visiting Austin and live in Houston, but I would never, ever, want to live in Austin. Austin is more like a hippie cousin who sculpts/paints and plays…

Have you been to Houston? Fourth largest city in the country and a sea of blue in a state of red?

Totally agree. Plus, they "dated" (which I'm sure even includes the awkward "uhh so I've kissed your face and stuff, what does that mean?" phase since it's celeb gossip) for a sum total of 4 months, which I think is an accurate amount of time for a 24 year old to try dating someone older, who has children, to figure…

+1. I had a friend who dated a guy with kids and her biggest complaint was that his kids always came first. What. The. Fuck. Isn't that the kind of guy that you want to have around? That being said, I don't know why anyone in their 20's would date someone with kids if it could be avoided. It just doesn't seem…

I'm sure it is pure gossip, but damn right Goop should be calling her ex and reminding him of his parental duties. All too often one parent likes to forget they are a parent when their marriage ends and they find a new exciting relationship. If you are dating a parent and you AREN'T in second place, then I am judging…