I am the weirdo who likes the coconut La Croix but my favorite is the mango

I use my (5+ year old) InstaPot at least thrice weekly. I am always thrilled at how lazy I can be. Frozen chicken breasts + jar of salsa verde

I use my (5+ year old) InstaPot at least thrice weekly. I am always thrilled at how lazy I can be. Frozen chicken…

one is obs a recycling receptacle

You are really beautiful :3

What’s wrong with that? I’m from Oklahoma living in Houston and I would love to see $85/bbl oil

I do not feel bad for estranged parents. No winners here.

Bad experience with OK Cupid

Coffee Meets Bagel had the highest % of quality dudes when I dabbled in it. I recommend it

I met my husband on my first Match.com date during my week free trial period. He was worth it.

pour some out for me

such tolerance

Yes to the Aziz and Zefron, hell no to that other guy pictured. Woof

allusive to what?

The non-Kirsten Dunst kid from Jumanji is getting divorced.

Trump’s compliment was way better than Hillary’s

He’s a garden-variety slimy New York guy

monster

God bless you for this post/feature

Luke’s an asshole and Lorelei isn’t a great mom

anything Grandpa Simpson or Mr. Burns says