false

she’s still not enunciating! I thought she was workin on it?

thank you! stoked

thank you! stoked

the obvious solution is don’t date/marry a man who isn’t a breadwinner

very poorly placed Billy Madison reference

it’s an artistic piece of art

keep the dog give me that car!

my husband got sick of Pokemon Go after 2 30 minute sessions

that’s awful. what red flags did you see when dating him? help other women avoid your fate!

Leo gives full body hugs and means it

they should start a new beauty pageant but you can only use amateur surgeons

good

ugh this is so scary. I’m debating whether or not I need to get knocked up ASAP

I had no idea beauty pageant contestants weren’t allowed to use professional makeup artists! that is insane

no one cares

you succeeded my dear

hello

needs more grill

how dare she prioritize her child over a cat

running on treadmills is for wusses! the treadmill does half the work for you