How do you double the resale value of a Yugo?

How can you tell your Yugo is a ‘Sport” model?

I would totally drive a Yugo Crossover.  Or at least I would park one in my garage while I look for an Eastern European repair shop.  

I would rather drive a Yugo than a crossover.

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton...

These Tall Station Wagons are gentrifying the SUV market and need to be expelled, by force if necessary.

Nah, they had SUV first, they can keep it. Call the new things TSWs - Tall Station Wagons. I realize crossover exists, don’t care, TSWs.

Sounds like you need to get in and move it for him. 

Don't forget that he's taking up four parking spaces.

I had a similar complaint last year that drew the ire of the diesel bro crowd

Canyoneeeeeero! Yeehah.

Was that supposed to be a dig? “Go park your car at places where cars get parked!”

... but this is absolutely not how the world needs to go about reducing carbon and air pollution.

These die cast people signed up for this. No one made them glide around that plastic track without any way to steer their car. They chose to. They signed the wavers. They welcomed the fame.  Besides, as far as I can tell, no one has died... yet. 

You know, I enjoy the motorsport for what it is. But I really hate that they glamorize the wrecks in this. They show them in the previews. They highlight them in the marketing. The announcers even say “if you’re looking for big wrecks, you’re in the right spot.”

because people ruin everything

First marbula one, now this...

bruh, did you forget the 50 million teaser vids and hype posted on Jalopnik back then?

I land on the side of fugly. 

I read that as: “This is a stupid fast car, we don’t want to make it, but we like money, so here’s your super high end don’t-turn-the-steering-wheel personal liability death machine (and we aren’t building another one.”