If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

Not pictured: My girlfriend saying, “How small is this guy’s dick?”

A real Texan would’ve bought with the 6 speed manual because he appreciated real trucks

Why is everything white?

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

Hey Twitter, that wasn’t so hard.

There’s at least one Contour on the roads still, and it’s being driven by whichever Door Dash driver delivered my Popeye’s chicken last month.

Thanks for the article.

Raised by a cop, has ZERO respect for officers or the law. Color me surprised.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Why is it these types of idiots always pull out the Jesus Lord and Savior card when they get caught doing something inexcusable? Jesus isn’t going to keep your sorry ass out of prison, pal.

I wonder how many times he wrote that comment in Sharpie before posting it...

Somebody’s ass must be sore from Trump and Putin fucking it...

Mother’s not going to like this.

The Watergates keep getting worse because the leaders of the original Watergate conspiracy got away with it.

As a Political Science Major this is ten times worse than Watergate. This whole collection of filth needs to be in jail.

You forgot about Pence. Soland said he knew as well. 

That's a third eyebrow.

Recreational weed will be legal in crusty-ass Illinois on January 1st, and we are dancing in the street.

Yeah, you just lost the whole west coast Joe.  Not that CA., OR, WA were all that excited about you in the first place but now we can’t even fake it!