Hey Twitter, that wasn’t so hard.

There’s at least one Contour on the roads still, and it’s being driven by whichever Door Dash driver delivered my Popeye’s chicken last month.

Thanks for the article.

Raised by a cop, has ZERO respect for officers or the law. Color me surprised.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Why is it these types of idiots always pull out the Jesus Lord and Savior card when they get caught doing something inexcusable? Jesus isn’t going to keep your sorry ass out of prison, pal.

I wonder how many times he wrote that comment in Sharpie before posting it...

Somebody’s ass must be sore from Trump and Putin fucking it...

Mother’s not going to like this.

The Watergates keep getting worse because the leaders of the original Watergate conspiracy got away with it.

As a Political Science Major this is ten times worse than Watergate. This whole collection of filth needs to be in jail.

You forgot about Pence. Soland said he knew as well. 

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Came here for this, thank you and *beep beep*

Weirdest spoiler? Hyundai is making a small truck for the US market.

That's a third eyebrow.

Recreational weed will be legal in crusty-ass Illinois on January 1st, and we are dancing in the street.

Yeah, you just lost the whole west coast Joe.  Not that CA., OR, WA were all that excited about you in the first place but now we can’t even fake it!

I mean, for fuck’s sake, Pat Robertson explicitly advocated decriminalizing pot years ago. Pat Robertson. If you’re to the right of Pat Robertson on a social issue, you are most assuredly a piece of shit.  Biden shouldn’t just drop out, he should do the honorable thing and commit seppuku.  

There is much showing him out of touch, but when Michigan passes recreational legalization 56%-44% it’s time to get off the prohibition kick. Seriously, this is a position that’s well to the right of most of the nation, now.  Hell, Okla-goddam-homa passed legalization for medical use 57%-43% last year.