Just here to confess my undying love for Blondie.

918 Spyder technology for 911 Turbo money...and also slower than a 911 Turbo and no more fuel efficient.

They’re old Fiats. We knew that already.

OK, I’d pay $250 for it.

None of the cars are in running condition.

If he’d had a Bianchina convert like the one in The Pink Panther I’d have been seriously interested. (already have a gorilla suit)

That POS is what brought on the guy’s heart attack.

Wait...what’s that in the back of the lot??

It’s also what we call your mom.

“Cooler of Penises” is the name of my all-male jazz/funk band

Why weren’t we given a heads-up about this in 2013?

Maybe I am spoiled by the RX-8, but the one BMW manual I had (2017 340) was not that great. When paired with a turbo engine with lot of low-end torque, the car just did not feel eager. BMW just “makes meh” cars.

I may be a minority, but I’m totally ok with a control dial. I hate fingerprints on my screens, and I like tactile feedback and buttons. I could also reference Mazda’s studies that found that people unconsciously move their steering wheel every time they go to touch the screens, so to prevent that, they made a control…

“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.”

Why does the Maxima still exist? Someone’s got to cut me off in rush-hour traffic without signaling and proceed to stay well below the speed limit.

Maxima and Altima have overlapped since the 2002 Altima refresh. It hasn’t made sense in a long time.

The shit people are willing to endure just so they don’t have to learn to drive stick is astounding.

First Gran Turismo. I was racing a friend on Trial Mountain and had a pretty decent lead coming to the final turn, so I didn’t cut the corner and risk losing traction. Instead, I let him cut the corner and tried to ram him off the track as he passed me. I bounced off the side of his car and into the wall, losing…

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever accidentally done in a video game?

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”