I’m seeing a big nod to Heavy Metal too...

I am disappointed at his music choice, this was way more appropriate.

Meanwhile, a billion years in the future...

Anytime I need to specify if its a V8 or V6 for friggin wiper blades

Just like I do on my xbox.

We have guns.

Feel bad.

They will certainly sell 500 WRX STI Type RAs that feature quicker turn-in and more neutral handling, but they would sell an additional 5,000 regular WRXs if they applied that same fun-to-drive chassis tuning to entire Impreza lineup.

Saw the back and I hated it. Hated the front too. Then I saw the clutch pedal and stick. Now I love it.

This guy belongs in federal prison for drinking beer with a straw.

Stop liking what I don’t like (or you are a bad person)

The woman he had who steamed his clothes for him is probably facing obstruction charges.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

YEAH, that’s right, FUCK YOU PATRIOTS!

How To Make A Beautiful Car

1.) Look at Toyota’s current designs.
2.) Don’t.

Donald Trump was forced to eat a consolation Big Mac, instead of his celebratory Big Mac. Fuck him.

I was super excited when I saw the cinnamon toast crunch ones a couple weeks back. Then I was super disappointed. I left 2/3 of the bowl and wouldn’t touch it. And I like mini wheats and cinnamon toast crunch A LOT... Just apparently not together. At all.... It’s horrible... Ugh, I can’t flush it from my brain.

I fucking despise each and every person who participated in this shit.