My Accord story is actually my sister’s Accord story. In short: she used to live in the Mission in SF and park her ‘81 Accord on the street. It was broken into on a regular basis, but the biggest break-in was a junkie OD-ing and croaking in the back seat.

Thank you for putting in the legwork I am clearly incapable of.

:)

Were you at Enterprise?

Supercars are meant to mess with G forces, hypercars are meant to mess with G strings.

So what I’m reading is....all of that is analogous to this?

That’s not really anything new...aside from the livery.

I know this is a well-trod topic here, but we have to talk about Luda.

The one exception is good satire

With a Bocephus sticker

No.

This song ends the discussion

Country. The car references in rap songs are just flaunting money - the car is just an object. Blah. Those are often poorly-rhymed, too. In country songs, the vehicle is part of a tale. It was an imprint on the singer’s memory. Little Red Rodeo; Daddy Let Me Drive; Red Ragtop... Take the car out, the song changes.…

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20.....

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

Neither.

Then this music video is definitely not for you then.

Rock.