I can’t think of a much more appropriate place for a limousine. On the official list of things “Everybody Only Pretends They Like”, riding in a stretch limo is right up there with “Jimmy Buffett Concert” and “Wheelbarrow Sex Position”. Get it out of your system on Prom Night. Limos are shit.

“Spread sheet”? I’ve got 35 years of New England winter driving  to reinforce my opinions. I have not, however, the pleasure of inheriting cheap Chinese winter tires on a used car purchase to give me the unique point of view that has obviously motivated several of your posts tonight. I sympathize with your plight,…

One massively overlooked benefit of winter tires is that they damn near pay for themselves if you’re keeping your car for 5 years or more. By keeping your fair weather tires in the garage for nearly half the year, both sets will last several years longer than they would otherwise as year-round rubber. Yes, you’re…

Yet another “Well Regulated Militia” protecting the amber waves of grain from tyranny. Thanks, NRA.

After the way Foyt (and so many others, to be fair) treated Janet Guthrie, it’s nice to see this happen. 

Only if it was a Buy Here, Pay Here dealership. In that case, lock ‘n load, nobody gives a f*ck.

Why would he possibly get in trouble? After all, according to our all-knowing Supreme Court, he does qualify as a “well regulated militia”. 

It’s easy to see how folks can not know anything about America’s history as a country built by immigrants because I don’t think our schools taught us ANYTHING about things like, you know:

I think we can all agree that the P72’s most obvious raison d’etre is that it is so obviously not supposed to be yet another product of “this century”, with its classic styling and its manual transmission. That. Is. My. Point. So no, I will not compare it to a wheeled spaceship with digital screens on the steering…

Umm, I’m not sure what you mean by that first bit, unless you thought you were on CamryForums.com, we Jalops all know what wheels are. I just meant that a classic style of car deserves a little more sidewall:

Finally, an Uberpriced hypercar a can give a shit about. Only if they keep the throwback manual transmission. And it would be nice if they ditch the zero sidewall tires for something more livable and attractive. Goofy oversized wheels belong on only one kind of car:

I love big, cool infrastructure projects, but did the Chinese really need to build a tunnel between Shanghai and Nanjing rather than expanding one of the already existing and more direct routes? 70 million cubic feet is an unbelievable crap ton of concrete, a product that requires massive energy resources to produce.…

RIP Gary, and thank you for helping (?) me find this hilarious FB page. One of the few good ones (I also recommend Rehabiltated Sleaze). God speed to you, Hoss.

On today’s episode of Why America Can’t Have Nice Things . . . . 

China calling out The Cult of Musk for clogging outer space with junk is a bit amusing considering the thousands of pieces of space shit they created testing their anti-satellite missile in 2007. This after the rest of the world told them, “Hey, please don’t create space shit.”

The four wheel drive post was mine, but I have no idea why you credited it to a username that Kinja made me change 15 or so years ago, due to a format change or something. 

No, you’re right. Just because this SUV rolled over while driving at only 5 mph doesn’t mean it’s unsafe, because that’s the speed everyone drives all the time. The fact that a collision at 50 mph would result in a rollover with 20 times the force (according to those pesky laws of physics) means nothing because nobody…

You apparently missed the “1,000th video” part. Reading is important.

This is only about the 1,000th video I’ve seen of an SUV flipping like an empty soda can. But please, SUV owners, tell me again how your car is “safer”.