The purpose of all of this bullshit is not just election influence. He’s trying to rally as many wypipo as possible around his Great Patriotic Torch (shaped like a cross, no doubt) in preparation for his coming days in court as a civilian. He’s facing a mountain of charges for tax dodging, illegal campaign spending,…

If Level 2 autonomy can convince this dipshit to recline the seat and take a snooze, how on Earth can we not expect that full autonomy won’t entice a million other idiots to pound beers, smoke a bowl, wank off, watch Pornhub, or post witty replies to Jalopnik?

I’m sure Tom likes feeling like a badass when doing his own stunts but if he so much as breaks his ankle film production comes to a screeching halt and 100-plus crew members have no work for the next 6 weeks.

All young suburban Republicans look exactly like that. From middle school onwards. It’s creepy.

I live in a rural area. I have seen deer. Many, many deer. And most of them I have seen while driving at night. Not ONE SINGLE TIME have I seen a deer, even for the briefest flash of a second, and thought it was anything but a god damn deer. Not. Even. Close.

Good point. It’s almost like job security for the existing teams.

“You have to compensate us for the prize money that we might not get if you succeed.”

It’s not so bad, I was just being silly, waiting for Chiefs-Texans kickoff.

This isn’t exactly the forum to make that post. Tsk, tsk!

“Now of course I don’t endorse this kind of behavior, but listen to this awesome story.”

He could stash it in a bitWallet and claim he “lost it in Vegas”.

Luckily for Ferrari, this debacle will distract everyone from noticing that they actually built 682 LaFerraris, the cars were down 150 horsepower from the magazine’s test cars, and the dealers rolled back the traded-in cars’ odometers to “-2,450” miles.

As a frequent NYC bicyclist, I couldn’t give a damn whose responsibility this issue is. I know that it’s 100% up to ME to take special precautions to save my own ass. I must go well beyond simply “following the rules”, because anyone who assumes that even half of NYC’s drivers will ever follow the rules is high on…

Having spent my high school years in close proximity to 3 drive-in theaters (one remains), it is my professional opinion that drive-ins are only worth the visit if you need a place to get high/laid and everybody’s parents are home.

I would strongly recommend a visit to see this car, and pretty much the entire Briggs Cunningham collection, at the Collier Museum in Naples Florida. And besides the Cunninghams, they have an amazing Porsche collection including an unrestored, as-raced 917. And a McLaren F1 as well. Definitely worth the trip.

Damn straight. He might be just another Mediocre White Man, but we are completely leaderless at this juncture.

If it were a union job, the post wouldn’t be up yet and the tire would have wiped out one of the eight guys getting paid $35/hour to stand around and smoke butts.

No Dice with that mileage. If it had closer to 40k on the clock the story would be different. You could buy it as a nice weekend car and get every penny back on BaT in 5 or 10 years provided you didn’t shovel on the miles or Boy Racer mod it out.

Gone too soon, my sista. I’ll crack open a Zima and pour one on da block.

In an article that makes reference to George W. Bush and Jerry Falwell, even very minor references, I suddenly can’t imagine that “Ellen the Dastardly” could be all that bad, relatively.