The correct take.

We all love the holiday season, but it’s over after New Year’s Day.

Goyim are weird.

You certainly seem happy, ScreaminScott.

yeah, echoing everyone else...you’re just kind of a snarky dick? sorry i don’t find idiot mutant rednecks endearing. is it supposed to be cute that they "don't want to know about gay people"? because nor do i want to know about how these losers mate with their sisters. funny, that. it's almost like gay people just…

I think this writer should be executed for this error

“Meanwhile, Eton is within spitting distance of Buckingham Palace.”

Dear AV Club:

I have to admit UPS is really good at putting those missed delivery stickers on the door. I can be home all day and still not hear them sneak up and put that sticker on.
And you’re right about their tracking. It’s top notch. I can see in great detail when they send my package to the wrong distribution center and it…

It’s ok, I don’t really give a shit what a...oh I’m sure you call yourself a ‘libertarian’ but nah you’re just a fuckwit...has to say

Well then you’re a fucking moron 

Sir this is a Wendy’s

the ‘fail’ rate of FedEx and UPS is multiple magnitudes higher than the USPS, regardless of the anecdotal evidence you just remember off the top of your head of a fractional number of incidents.

Weird historical coincidence: the wealthy young woman Mou Mou marries is from the Khashoggi family, the aunt of the yet-to-be-born Jamal Khashoggi, the journalist murdered on the orders of Saudi Crown Prince MBS. Dodi was Jamal Khashoggi’s first cousin.

It’s even worse - Sydney left because his wife died and Wallis wouldn’t give him more time off to take care of his kids.

The Big Brunch nixes the most annoying parts of TV cooking competitions

And Levy dresses like Kim-Jong Un on the show, which is nice.

It’s possible this writer, who is trans, understands the real threat of violence trans people have to live under every day. You have no business telling trans people how they should talk about transphobia.

This is incomprehensible.

Robin Onthenose: bird tamer