Come on, Right-wingers won’t eat Turkish Delight because it sounds foreign. 

Where’s the delicious british candy for us? Disgusting? Oh right. How about some famous british cousine? Oh right.

Peanuts are one of the most common allergens and many people outside of the US hate peanut butter.

That’s a nice long winded straw grasp there. OSHA will have nothing to do with this since the employee will either be fired or can quit. No one is forcing anyone to get vaccinated. I predict an absolute slew of employers to now require it. Heck, the city of Chicago (where I live) just this evening said all city…

all while they’re popping horse de-wormer pills.

I’m sure some crack numerologists are figuring out how the new brand name equates to 666 so the various other nutjobs will use that as an excuse not to accept “the mark of the beast”.

Already hearing it.

CNN went to Boise City, OK and a townsperson called Trump a ‘liberal New Yorker’ when he was advocating for the vaccines. 

It means that the idiots will have to move the goalposts and come up with another reason to be “vaccine hesitant.”

You’re not sure what makes a decades-long history in the US Senate advocating for policies that would objectively improve millions of people’s quality of life a more “real” job than a freaking internet streamer?
K, bub. Also Bernie absolutely IS held to a higher standard, and has actively lived up to that higher…

Back in my day, jokes were supposed to be funny.

Leftists on the internet love to be ironic with right wing swag. It’s a whole dumb thing.

Not necessarily low intelligence, but there is definitely a correlation between low-education and low-income, as better educated people can get better jobs. Much of the predatory business ecosystem for the poor depends on their innumeracy. Besides Dollar stores, there are those awful “Checks Cashed”, “Payday Loans”,…

This is exactly the kind of lifehack someone explains to me when asking me to help them save their dying plant.

Bad advice (outside of removing as much as possible prior to cleaning).

Get rid of the 2,000 lb boulder? Sure, I’ll get right on that.

You made this bed Starsucks. Now STFU and lay in it.

I don’t know how, no Starbucks I’ve been to in the past year offers any more than five syrups. They don’t even have hazelnut right now. HAZELNUT. It used to be standard.

Apparently its not for you. Instead of acting like a baby on the Internet like everyone else, you could have just McMoved along. 

One of these days, they’re going to release a meal from a musician that I actually listen to. It’ll come with an Ensure and stop being served at 5:30.