The professional garlic press haters do not seem to realize that for many (most?) people, cooking is less an art/hobby than it is unpaid labor they have to perform on a daily basis. You know what the best, fastest, easiest way to convert a whole clove of garlic into mush is? It’s a garlic press.

To be fair, it’s not that much different in concept than the pyramid in Las Vegas. Granted people died but if SNL can bring on the iceberg the Titanic hit then I suppose anything goes at this point. 

Maybe iif I easn’t given saucea when I explicitly said I didn’t want any, there woudn’t be a shortage.

Me, around 12:15 last night: “Maybe it’s the gummies, but this is the best SNL I’ve seen in a long time! Wonder what Perkins will say? Whatever he says, he’ll give it a B minus.”

Sure, because every suburb in America has a Korean fried chicken place.  Hell, I’ve never seen one outside of a manwah.

She’s an actress-turned-trophy-wife. Give a few more years with the inevitable plastic surgery, botox, fillers, et al, and that statue will look more lifelike than its inspiration.

Those unable to get vaccinated should remain masked and at home until they can be vaccinated.

Grown adults will still struggle with the Silver Monkey

Lol, the wax replica of Meghan really does look brainless. Accurate. But they have bobbed her nose.

Two more victims of candle culture.

This is ALL on Trump. All of it.

It is the packets that are facing manufacturing bottlenecks. There is still ample supply of the actual goo you slather on the dead birds and fried potato carcasses. You can buy bottles online or at most major grocery stores in the US.

As usual, fuck Chick-Fil-A. And if you’re still eating there at this point you’re very knowingly supporting their hateful ethics.

The people who don’t want vaccines now have permission to go unmasked and lie about it. This is rewarding bad behavior, and giving-ip on beating this pandemic. We let a loud, uneducated minority win again.

I will be sharing this with a good friend who would disagree. He and his husband lived in a lovely suburban home. His next door neighbor drove then out of their home via threats and intimidation and property damage. Law enforcement wouldn't do a thing to help them. They sold their home. They had to. I truly believe…

In the early ‘80s when I was a young kid in Los Angeles, bottles of MSG were in most homes I visited, even on the table next to the salt and pepper. My mom’s second husband was ridiculously sensitive to use of added MSG, he’d get blinding headaches from it, screaming in pain levels of issues; more than one restaurant…

that there isn’t conclusive research connecting MSG to the symptoms people have ascribed to it.

#2 here caused my great-aunt’s death. One morning she woke up hungry, but there was no food in the house, and she’d always been told not to grocery shop on an empty stomach. They found her two weeks later, still sitting in her armchair, dead from starvation.

All this is all well and good, but if you live in a food desert (which I do, a side effect of choosing an apartment complex on the very fringe of the suburbs—-half the price of a place in the city and with trail hikes aplenty right out my front door), you have to get a little more creative about keeping your grocery…

Self-checkout. Everything gets rung up as rice since it’s up to me to type in the upc code. I spend like $30 a month and eat like a king. If the supermarkets don’t like it, then hire more real people.