They oversaturate the colors for their website and promo pics.

They failed upward their whole lives, and when they failed this time, they got $400,000 out of it. We can laugh at them. 

Allison, are you not going to address the fact that the link you provided included beef, lamb, mussels, and deer as sustainable climate friendly options?

No, really. Do not do this.

Right? Modern Morocco actively has slavery. What conspiracy soup are these boys eating? And more importantly where are their parents!?

The lessons for combating ethnic supremacist groups that undermine democracy are universal.

You know progress is slowly coming to America when wackadoo nut jobs are allowed to be black. 

Go drink some of the milk farmers had to pour onto the ground cause they couldn’t sell it to anyone.

You’re going to say the episode that took place entirely in Korea in Korean was “seriously wanting”?

So that’s where Pim Techamuanvivit is these days. I miss her personal blog. 

You deserve parent of the year award right there. But, what were your college kids doing with springform pans?

It was a plot cover to hide the fact her actress was pregnant…

I’ve only heard this called ditch water.

“My tits… are HOT. My tits are on fire!”

Hokkien Chinese

I hope you let the bride and groom know you didn’t enjoy their wedding, at least. 

I’m gonna want the bread steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.

My it’s cause I live in the no nonsense northeast, but nothing on this list describes my supermarket.  A “welcoming coffee counter”? Who’s going to the grocery store to buy coffee? Go somewhere else. 

Saline pools are not salt water pools…

Some times you have Bdubs for dinner. Not every wing night is a reason to call the doctor.