It was a plot cover to hide the fact her actress was pregnant…

I’ve only heard this called ditch water.

“My tits… are HOT. My tits are on fire!”

Hokkien Chinese

I hope you let the bride and groom know you didn’t enjoy their wedding, at least. 

I’m gonna want the bread steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.

My it’s cause I live in the no nonsense northeast, but nothing on this list describes my supermarket.  A “welcoming coffee counter”? Who’s going to the grocery store to buy coffee? Go somewhere else. 

Saline pools are not salt water pools…

Some times you have Bdubs for dinner. Not every wing night is a reason to call the doctor. 

I don’t care for pokemon’s new art style, but I love how they’re still at it with creating pokemon with hyper regional specificity. Back in 2004, playing Gen III, I never though they’d redesign a Gen I poke to play into the elderly British pasttime of growing huge vegetables, but here we are.

White Castle, Culvers, Steak n’ Shake, White Castle, Waffle House, Wawa, Shake Shack, White Castle, Zaxby’s, Bojangles, Sheetz, or White Castle.

Ope, not me, banned for calling out the irresponsible behavior of their staff. 

Fun fact: this comment got me shadowbanned. 

We stan queen.

Make sure to let us know when you’re given consideration for any award.

You probably know as little about tannins in tea as you do about wine. They’re supposed to be there, fyi. 

Hi there. Synesthesia is very much real. You should spend your time learning science on the internet, not cyberbullying people on it. 

Wait i also have synethesia and call tannins red. They’re also the lower case letter v.

it is kinda weird how someone can say “salted caramel” and I reflexively go “ugh 2011".

Can you blame the tabloids though? She was a chunkster in 2002.