It’s concerning you don’t know how osmotic gradients work. 

They want to define competency by the whitest common denomenator.

It’s 6 times the price where I am. Imagine wasting your money on 10 dollar a gallon fake milk. Just drink water.

How much protein does it have?

So I googled “Garth Brook’s breakfast bowl”, and the meta description for the food network recipe was “This is disgusting.”

I know you probably get this a lot, but you’re my favorite.

I believe my explanation fits the facts much better- because it’s true.”

What…?

Are you thinking of the food section of Lifehacker?

What district of rural Kentucky are you a representative for?

Petroleum is one of the three fossil fuels (coal and natural gas being the other two) formed during the Carboniferous Period of the Paleozoic Era, which ran from about 360 to 286 million years ago. When tree and plant life died, their remains decomposed. Undisturbed for countless millennia, the ancient flora became…

What exactly do they need her for? Wimbledon is a private club in a rich London suburb. They don’t really need anyone.

I didn’t know military spouses could afford Lily. It’s sorta the purview of 20 something women who have their parents pay their bills. 

I know Gen Z’s cultural priorities are all fucked up, but is this really something we’re talking about? Two shows that were popular ten years ago?

Considering he died of the Epstein Barr virus last year, it’s unlikely he had lyme disease at all. Mono (caused by the EBV) causes all the same symptoms and damage to the heart.

What celebrity should we ask if this is a sandwich?

Closer would be “item preserved in its own self” (fat, juice, exudations, what have you).

Did you translate it as confiture? That stumps me even further, since that would just be marmalade.

Add em to a braisy chicken even!

…you don’t eat it like you would a peach.