Jill’s a Jersey girl. We say “Go fuck yourself” the same amount of times we say “hello”, or “how’s the weather”, or “did you eat?”

It’s funnier when you remember that three different Maya Angela reading the product label poem-mercials ran as during the same night. 

True, but you forget that the Arab world has two advantages at its disposal: slavery and massive oil wealth.

ilove like 12 sauces at my desk cause they give you fistfulls. Half of waht they gave out pre this shortage was just ending up in the garbage anyway.

And what… take the bottle into the restaurant with you?

Hence the sauce shortage.

“I bought it for my son as a joke” -Johnny Rose

Wow thanks for reminding me that the only shoes I wore in the 90s were hush puppies. 

I miss Nickelodeon GaS (the nickelodeon games and sports channel). Eventually they canned it in like 07-08 when they finally exhausted their list of the produced at Universal Studios Orlando theme park 1990 to 2003 game show re-runs, Salute Your Shorts, and Rocket Power.

And thankfully in America private businesses have the right ot deny those “body autonomists” services and/or provide them a reasonable accommodation that prevents them from putting people who have legitimate reasons not to get the vaccine in danger.

epidemiologists, who just a few days ago were polled and the majority recommended masking and shut downs for as much as another year while the virologists have essentially said “do you not understand how vaccines work?”

Cry harder snowflake, California could use the water. 

In this fictional scenario you’ve created, the choice and the “safer option” is to wear the fucking mask. 

For a second, I thought you said David Cameron. That old British PM who once butt fucked a pig.

True, but the issue with this experiment is that the conditions is looks to serve as treatment for is with patients who have severely damaged lung membranes. The reason people die of COVID is that the lining of their lung can’t work at all… because it’s been reduced to pus and goo.

Agreed. No one is going to show up in traditional Slovenian dress on American Vision and sing a traditional song in their native language.

I can’t wait til 2022 when Jez writes the article “why aren’t the states in the deep south voting for the black contestants?”

Middle aged millenial men are absolutely cheugy too, and the progenitors of the cheugy concept recognized this as well. Think about anyone you know who wears

*Hamas hold military assets in building*

The rallying cry of Hamas is to murder all Jews. Can you blame them?