oooh nice move though! I know that feeling - you gained humidity but I’m sure it will be worth it.

The official Star Trek Instagram page shared the picture of the cake I made for my dad’s retirement party. The cake could have been better if I had more time but I still feel famous!

Self Care Thread:

Hello lovely people. This is me on this day of emotional opposites:

I love that you used a Venture Bros picture.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

truth

Here’s one more.

Well...maybe a few people will. Others will endure serfdom; scouring the irradiated planes beyond the barrier walls for scraps of metal and wood, torn fabrics and broken staples, worn tires and other pieces of ancient vehicles they will cobble together to form shelter. Shanty towns, that offer protection from the sun,…

Glad these 2 found each other and saved the rest of us.

Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.

Of course she’s not dead.

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

I hope you are able to find a new job that you enjoy

Just a reminder that being “competitive” can also mean paying CEOs more, since CEO pay has to rise with the market so they don’t “lose” a good one or can “attract” the best. So they could just funnel that money into CEO pay and not be lying.

In the end, all I ever really wanted was to look like Christina Ricci in Casper.

I like the last line of the Times piece:

Well to be fair, if your daddy came to events dressed as Captain Crunch, you’d think everything was a circus too.

I did some research on IMDB.

What do these movies/shows have in common?: Okja, The OA, Moonlight, Selma, The Normal Heart, Eat Pray Love,

Brad Pitt was an executive producer on all of them and he wasn’t in the cast.

Can you imagine Tom Cruise producing something and saying, “That’s OK, I don’t have to be the star.”

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