Fuck bears. I no longer hike because of the danger from men.

This is why Betsy DeVos will ensure that menstruating girls will no longer be allowed in the classroom.

I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising.

She’s what, 17? And he looks like a dehydrated Adam Corolla. Serious, stay in the corner Baby.

Yes. Yes, I did.

This Dirty Dancing was bookended by scenes that took place in New York in 1975, as Baby (Abigail Breslin) attended a musical called Dirty Dancing, whose poster outside featured the movie’s decided 1987 font. So, via this new timeline they imposed on this thing, Dirty Dancing existed in the universe of Dirty Dancing, …

This guy is supposed to be a Swayze type? Nononononononono not even close.

That dude was out acted by the log he danced on.

“elite CrossFit athlete”

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Reince Priebus already has that job.

someone needs to hold this dude close to their chest and shush in his ear while assuring him his dick is normal and probably works ok

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

No doping commentary here, just wanted to offer that I got absolutely waxed by Ritzenhein in high school. I may be a year off, but I believe it was my senior year and he was a sophomore, so 1998. I was good, usually finished in the top 10% of a race or so, but never in the more elite category of sub-16 for 5k. So I…

Although all of this detail is new (and fucking sickening), everyone has known that Salazar is as shady as shit for a decade. Fuck NIKE, USADA, and USTF for keeping this shit-stain around.