1) Chelsea Clinton isn’t running for office, but thanks for the comment regardless. 2) She has a PhD from Oxford, but I’m sure your accomplishments are far more substantial.

Neither has trump or Bernie sanders, yet here we are.

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Not necessarily. We can all still judge if a rule is fair or reasonable. That’s like saying if you are for speed limits you must be for marijuana illegalization.

Yes, but that rule - as stupid as it is - is something that those people are made aware of. You’ve never heard of it and I’ve never heard of it, but that’s probably just because neither of us have ever flown for free/cheap as employees of an airline or an employee’s family member. From what I’ve seen stated by people…

“I’ve been dragged off a plane by my armpits before. I knew this was possible when I bought my ticket. So I’m fine with this!”

Since when is it “the rules” to physically remove a passenger from an airplane just because you decided at the last minute that you want his seat for an employee?? I mean, I haven’t flown in a while, but I feel like that’s something I’d remember having heard of...

Is this a rule though? I feel like it is irresponsible to get police enforcement involved when the man paid for his ticket and had every right to be there. It wasn’t his fault that United overbooked.

This is pretty much how Australian women got the vote. A bill in support for women’s suffrage was put forward by the Labor Party. The Liberal Party amended it to include giving women the right to stand for federal parliament BECAUSE ONLY A CRAZY PERSON WOULD VOTE FOR THAT, AMIRIGHT???

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

Confession: I have never seen Dirty Dancing.

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.

I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.