I would love it if every company, every nonprofit, every government agency I interact with had a workforce with the work ethic, sense of mission and dare I say it, manners of our American military rank and file.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

$440 to drive an RS5 for the day is not bad. That isn’t a bad idea for a gift.

I’d rent that rs5. Full insurance

You left out the best one (for the driver, that is)

I’m looking forward to the news story 10 years from now about him being broke.

No way, dude. Only the rarest F40s came with V12s, and that’s the one they got.

These are all lame. I knew a guy in highschool who swapped a Ferrari F40 V12(!) engine into his Corrolla. It was a total sleeper, his dad even put a custom exhaust on to make it look and sound stock. Total sleeper.

No offense, but could you perhaps direct that energy at someone scummier than Musk?...Perhaps someone involved in the GM fuckup?

Last I checked if you cash out stocks you pay income tax appropriate to the size of the cash out.

You could, you know, invest. Then you’ll only have to pay 10%.

How long before we get a video of you going to a McDonalds and befuddling the teenager working the drive thru?

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

So it’s really a battle between Violent Douchebag and Hypocritical Asshole. I’m rooting for the rig to fall into a void.

I lived there for 9 months, just got back in September. Weird seeing it here.

I've been there many many times and now that I'm retired, I'm happy to say that I never have to go back. It's not a secret base, but since the general population isn't invited, it's one of the lesser-known Channel Islands. The SEALs do their thing in their area, everyone else does their thing somewhere else. The…