"There are specialty stores for that. Sit down." Funny, but Nordstrom will pocket any bra and turn it into a mastectomy bra while Victoria's Secret pretends, like you, that I am am no longer part of the worthy female demographic and deserve to be shunted off elsewhere. Thanks!

And they'll insist that "sister sizes" will work. Spoiler alert! 32c is not the same as 30d

The cure is identifying that these are cognitive distortions and that WE CAN CHANGE THEM. It's the foundation of cognitive behavioral therapy.

Yup! I have 36Fs. I cannot shop there.

Seriously. As a member of the IBTC, I'm so annoyed that any bras in my size have a huge amount of padding. I know that may be what a lot of small-breasted women look for in a bra, but it sucks to not have a choice. I have accepted my small boobs, Victoria's Secret. You should too.

Yeah, the ad above is a joke. "A body for every body," but we're only going to show one type of body in our ad.

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

Larry is the WORST.

Once Hulu took over the Southpark Studios website the show effectively ended for me. One of my adblocking programs seems to disagree violently with anything Hulu related. So no Hulu video will ever properly load, and since I stubbornly refuse to watch ads of any sort, it's going to stay that way. It's too bad too, I…

I've had the occasional fantasy about various "freaky" things, but, to be honest, the only real thing that gets my jets revving is the fantasy of sex with someone with whom I've formed a significant emotional bond. It's absolutely not that I think there's anything wrong with fun sex just for the sake of sex, it just…

Trust me: they are.

I can't grow quite twice my flaccid size, but I can add another 3 inches and certainly an average amount of girth onto it. As it is, it sits flaccid within the realm of what most people would consider average while erect.

Mark, you forgot this one of Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu getting a handjob together.

looking at these things you wonder why they're so mythologized and worshiped. they look rather insignificant and vulnerable. "penis envy",my ass. i love my vulva.

I gotta ask (directed at anyone who can answer from experience) as a straight male with almost no experience seeing another mans dick in a change room or otherwise... Are most of these the average length for a flaccid penis?

Yeah. Blame the politicians. Lil Jon flew cross country to vote but Jon Stewart couldn't even be bothered to figure it out. This is EXACTLY the Democrat way you just complained about in the article, it's always on "others" to figure it out. How about Jezebel figures it out? And I'm not being facetious. You have…

A lot of the Democrats on the ballot were uninspiring moderates. Obama motivated young people to vote, but many of the old white men who lost last night failed to mobilize those same voters. The demographics only work in the Democrats' favor if they embrace younger people, non-white voters, and women.

"For one thing, election day should replace Columbus Day as a federal holiday"

Making voting day a holiday, which it used to be and is in MANY countries. If no one has work and it's a focus of the day, folks have less of an excuse.