noooooo I would never. it's just that I send my friends filthy (not porn) gifs and screenshots all the time and I would die if one accidentally got sent to her because she can see images in texts now.

I need to be extra careful since my mom has an iPhone now

also lol I’m gonna abuse this thing so bad

*raises hand* Apparently there was some semi-bricking issues (resolved by plugging your phone into iTunes on a computer) but it seems like they fixed the issue.

He's also obnoxious and holds the comment sections hostage with his constant threats of self harm and suicide if he gets the slightest pushback (usually when he says something moronic). It gets exhausting.

Accurate (and succinct!)

Oh god. When I’m ready to die from second-hand embarrassment I'll be sure to seek it out.

*face palm*

Then stop responding to me.

Burp

You are really bad at Kinja :(

my notifications currently:

Hard to avoid you when

If you think calmly responding to comments is harassment the you don't know what harassment is.

And I doubt anyone from Jezebel called the police unless you supplied someone with your name and address, which would be an immensely stupid thing to do on Kinja.

Which sounds like a good thing, because if you are threatening to kill yourself you probably need help.

That's not what's happening, you denying, avoiding, malingering drama queen.

Again, not what happened. But if that’s the fantasy you need to spin in your head to make you feel better for being called out for making a piss poor comment about foreplay on an article about rape, you do you.

That's not what happened and you know it.

Great job avoiding the elephant in the room on why you were being told that yesterday.